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Christmas morning through the ages.

'Alice, what's the matter now?'

'Do you remember Paul Waterson? He was in your class at school.' - 'Vaguely, yes.' - 'He got married last year and they had a beautiful baby girl last week. His parents are just thrilled!' - 'Oh, right.' - 'You're holding up the show. Capiche?' - 'Eh?'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Folk Wedding

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

Shavuot - Like!

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity