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"When you said you were cooking up a big 'tom', I assumed..."

Christening

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Shavuot - Like!

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Time for Tea

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Queen reigning.