Family Business Legacy Lover Gifts

'I've brought my son in to show him the office.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Hmmm...impressive CV! Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll go far in this company...."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

Mom's The Boss

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'