Family Business Legacy Lover Gifts

'I've brought my son in to show him the office.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"Hmmm...impressive CV! Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll go far in this company...."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

Mom's The Boss

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'