Legacy Business Owners Gifts

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Local food for local consumption

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"I wonder what this was for."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"While you were out for lunch, History passed by and Fame came knocking."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."