Family Business Legacy Gifts

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

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"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"We don't know the meaning of the word nepotism in my firm. My son over there will back me up on that."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."