Family Business Heir Gifts

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'Maybe one day, this will all be yours, son...I need to see if you've got what it takes to make it as a C.E.O. in the ruthless world of a corporate boardroom before I hand it over and let you sit in that chair.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Mom's The Boss

"We don't know the meaning of the word nepotism in my firm. My son over there will back me up on that."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."