Business Inheritor Gifts

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."