Family Business Heir T-Shirts

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

'Maybe one day, this will all be yours, son...I need to see if you've got what it takes to make it as a C.E.O. in the ruthless world of a corporate boardroom before I hand it over and let you sit in that chair.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Mom's The Boss

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

'A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making the company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got.'

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

Future Micro MGR.