Legacy Lovers Gifts

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'

"I'm immortal, son, so all this will never be yours."

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Michelangelo Jr was here ok. - "I don't care what anyone says. He isn't as good as his father was"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

Next President?

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Hillary Clinton

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'