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'I inherited therefore I am'

'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'

"I'm immortal, son, so all this will never be yours."

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Michelangelo Jr was here ok. - "I don't care what anyone says. He isn't as good as his father was"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

Next President?

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Hillary Clinton

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'