Legacy Enthusiast Gifts

'His greatest achievement was to write a glowing obituary about himself.'

"Where there's a will...there are relatives!"

"Son, now that you've turned sixty there are a few things you should know about the family."

Boy professing that he is one of those that do not count girls

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'You can't escape it, son. Being a team mascot is our family's destiny.'

Gravestoon of R Floogle has laptop showing DVD's of his greatest filibusters.

'I loved your obituary.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Bring out yer books!'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Take the off this minute, young lady."