Lineage Enthusiast Gifts

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

The Genealogist

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Several generations live together in Cuba

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'I inherited therefore I am'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"