'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'
Literary Lineage Appreciator Gifts
Looking for a way to honor someone passionate about their literary heritage? Our collection is filled with witty, artistic items that speak to the heart of Bookworms and literature lovers. From clever mugs to inspiring prints, find the perfect gift to highlight their appreciation for timeless stories and iconic authors.
"Meet The Author"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
First Novels.
The Dorrie Decimal System
Blue Stockings
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Voltaire
"Now I really hate poetry."
'He likes to power nap.'
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
John Bunyan
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
Joan Hickson
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
Don Quixote
'Is that where you keep the banned books?'
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
George Orwell
Eurydice is bitten by a snake
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"Author does not do tricks."
"Oh, this old thing?"
"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."
"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"
Sue the Author 3PM
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
Literary Lineage Appreciator Gifts Collection
Literary Lineage Appreciator Mugs
Explore our collection of literary-themed mugs—perfect for readers and book lovers who enjoy sipping their favorite beverage with a literary twist.
Literary Lineage Appreciator Pillows
Create a cozy literary haven with our themed pillows—decorating their reading space with quotes and illustrations from their favorite stories.
Literary Lineage Appreciator Prints
Enhance their home with literary art prints—ideal for framing and showcasing their love for classic and contemporary literature.
Literary Lineage Appreciator T-Shirts
Dress your book lover in style with our literary-inspired t-shirts—featuring witty quotes, classic book covers, and more for the true literary enthusiast.