Historical Lineage Lover Gifts

'Oh, don't mind George. He visited one of those geneaology sites and discovered that he's descended from Casanova.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

Moses' Tablet

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"It is we."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

New Resident of Downing Street

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ten Commandments

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Un ballo in maschera

Caption Contest TK

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Hoxton map.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

The Red Baron meets his match.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Early Man Late Man