History Lover Gifts

William Wallace & Gromit.

"Wait, people! Let's not rush into a bad deal."

Inventing the Art of Compromise...

Moses' Reading Glasses

'So, what's for dinner?'

'He guessed your credit card number... 1.'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

'But this is the way we've always done it.'

'I'm going to refer you to a podiatrist, Achilles.'

The Great Mall of China.

'Hi, I'm Incompetance! I wanted to join the rest of you guys but I can't ride.'

'I love that new horse smell.'

Rodneys family tree was a lot shorter than most.

'You didn't bring any war toys did you?'

'Oh no! It's the man from The Enlightenment!'

Apes evolving into man as they board a rocket

David Cameron rowing Britain away from Europe

'Oh, they're right, our lawyer says our castle does encroach two metres onto their property.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

'We'll just grant each other immunity!'

'Don't bother Daddy - he's busy thinking up traditions.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"

Pony Express

Jacob Rees-Mogg

"We've already blamed it on the Jews."

"Hold the front page!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Any luck, Diogenes?'

DING DONG!

Monks form copier service.

Charles Darwin.