Lover Of History Gifts

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

The first Norman city planners find a smog cloud and decide to build London under it.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

Southwark Fair.

The International and May Day Terrorism

Knight Golfing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Moses' Tablet

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Cut!

'Yes, all at once!'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

That's What Happens

"It is we."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show