Modern History Lover Gifts

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Servicemen.

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Knight Golfing

The International and May Day Terrorism

Elfie Stick

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Moses' Tablet

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Cut!

That's What Happens

"It is we."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Pearly King and Queen