Modern History Enthusiast Gifts

"It's gotten to the point where they call you a terrorist for just trying to overthrow the government!"

Wasington wants Assad out of power.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

That's What Happens

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'Are we there yet?'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

The High Line at Giza

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Pearly King and Queen

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"America’s leaders since 1980"