Modern History Fan Gifts

Ready to Rule

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Trump secret police

That's What Happens

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Europe and immigration.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.