History Fanatics Gifts

'A humanitarian war? -- Now, why didn't I think of that?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Knight Golfing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Where was the TSA?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cut!

Moses' Tablet

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"It is we."

Trump secret police

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."