History Junkies Gifts

How to destroy a soul or a nation.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Moses' Tablet

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Trump secret police

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"It is we."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

The First Fire Stick

Sundial Time