History Junkies Mugs

How to destroy a soul or a nation.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

Servicemen.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Knight Golfing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Moses' Tablet

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Where was the TSA?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"It is we."

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Trump secret police