History Lover Mugs

William Wallace & Gromit.

"Wait, people! Let's not rush into a bad deal."

Inventing the Art of Compromise...

'So, what's for dinner?'

Moses' Reading Glasses

'He guessed your credit card number... 1.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'But this is the way we've always done it.'

'I'm going to refer you to a podiatrist, Achilles.'

The Great Mall of China.

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

'Hi, I'm Incompetance! I wanted to join the rest of you guys but I can't ride.'

Rodneys family tree was a lot shorter than most.

Nativity scene, with Joseph taking a selfie.

'You didn't bring any war toys did you?'

'I love that new horse smell.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

'We'll just grant each other immunity!'

'Don't bother Daddy - he's busy thinking up traditions.'

'Oh no! It's the man from The Enlightenment!'

'Oh, they're right, our lawyer says our castle does encroach two metres onto their property.'

David Cameron rowing Britain away from Europe

Apes evolving into man as they board a rocket

"We've already blamed it on the Jews."

"Hold the front page!"

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

Pony Express

Charles Darwin.

Monks form copier service.

'Any luck, Diogenes?'

DING DONG!

"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"

Back Of Mount Rushmore