Alternative History Fan Gifts

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

Who Would President Hillary Clinton Have Nominated to the Supreme Court to Replace Anthony Kennedy?

'It's an extinction notice.'

John F. Kennedy

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

'Don't worry it's organic...'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Maypole

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Saint Patrick

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"Do they look tired to you?"

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The Race to Ukraine

William Shakespeare

Tess of the Dirigibles

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Leftie Trump

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'Is it organic?'

Napoleon asking John Bull what to do the Pope

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'