Looking for a gift for an alternative history buff? Discover clever and humorous items that blend history with imagination. Our curated collection features products that honor those ‘what if’ moments from the past, perfect for anyone fascinated by the road not taken. Whether they love historical reimaginings, speculative history, or just enjoy a good laugh about “what could have been,” you'll find the ideal gift to spark their curiosity and tickle their funny bone.
Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.
Tess of the Dirigibles
'This time Kennedy's shooting back.'
"Approaching 10,000 steps."
'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
'The History Channel is all reruns.'
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Gender Equality
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Great Chinese Dynasties
'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'
Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.
Flags
"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."
King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.
International Women's Day
"What's a patent?"
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
Build your very own conflict of interest!
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."
Easter Island legs
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