Alternative History Geeks Gifts

"Waaazuuuuuuuuup?!!"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Macbeth: Take Two

Split Decision

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Tess of the Dirigibles

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Not Moses

Leftie Trump

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

Uncle Sam Caught In The Iraq Web

'Hey! - Do these make me the Aleph-male?'

"How do you handle being a rock god?"

"...Coulda been huge, man."

"Now I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen!"

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

An Alternative Theory on Custer's Last Stand: 'I said 'retreat' not 'retweet!''

"It's more efficient than hurling the things."

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

"Tell the king they've sent a trojan virus!"

"I seriously doubt that's going to count."

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