Alternative History Geeks Gifts

"Waaazuuuuuuuuup?!!"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Macbeth: Take Two

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Not Moses

Tess of the Dirigibles

Trump's State Visit to the UK

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'Hey! - Do these make me the Aleph-male?'

"...Coulda been huge, man."

"Now I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen!"

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"It's more efficient than hurling the things."

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

"Tell the king they've sent a trojan virus!"

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

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