Alternate History Lover Gifts

If the South had won the civil war.

"What's a patent?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Moses' Tablet

'Where was the TSA?'

'Yes, all at once!'

"It is we."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

New Resident of Downing Street

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

"I'm having my entrails read."

Un ballo in maschera

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Caption Contest TK

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.