Alternative History Gifts

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

The New Age Dentist.

Tess of the Dirigibles

Famous Pieces of Paper

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Homing Beatnik

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

Clearing up medals.

The Corn Law Charter

Please use other dimension.

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

Bullsheviks.

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

"Couldn't we just call it a day and send out some nasty Tweets about them."

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

"It's the moat Sire, everyone's just hanging out in it."

"And sometimes I think I'm the Duke of Wellington."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Gladstone's Retirement

"As your personal advisor, could I advise a few changes"

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

European Powers Halt Greek Intervention in Crete

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

William I

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'