Alternative Facts Gifts

"In the old days it took nearly ten years for the Deep State to put a fake man on the fake moon. Now it took them less than a year to come up with a fake vaccine for a fake virus."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Before the Internet

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

The Lemmings of Montauk

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

Tess of the Dirigibles

The New Age Dentist.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

Please use other dimension.

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Political Science 101: This semester's topics - twisting of facts, manipulation, power-grabbing.

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

Awful Alternate Histories.

"Waaazuuuuuuuuup?!!"

Flat Mars Society

Awful Alternate Histories.

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

"I don't think we can approve you for homeschooling your child based on the fact that you signed your application with an 'X'."

Catching Butterflies