Alternative Facts Pillows

"In the old days it took nearly ten years for the Deep State to put a fake man on the fake moon. Now it took them less than a year to come up with a fake vaccine for a fake virus."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Before the Internet

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

The New Age Dentist.

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

Tess of the Dirigibles

Leftie Trump

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

Please use other dimension.

An Alternative Theory on Custer's Last Stand: 'I said 'retreat' not 'retweet!''

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

Political Science 101: This semester's topics - twisting of facts, manipulation, power-grabbing.

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

"Waaazuuuuuuuuup?!!"

Awful Alternate Histories.

Flat Mars Society

Awful Alternate Histories.

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

"I don't think we can approve you for homeschooling your child based on the fact that you signed your application with an 'X'."