Alternate Realities Pillows

Please use other dimension.

Catching Butterflies

'Aaugh! -- I'm in an alternate universe!'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Leftie Trump

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"I'm the nice huggy lady from the government."

Homing Beatnik

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

An Alternative Theory on Custer's Last Stand: 'I said 'retreat' not 'retweet!''

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'