Alternative Realities Pillows

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

The Mainstream

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I beg to differ."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

The New Age Dentist.

Leftie Trump

Homing Beatnik

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"I'm the nice huggy lady from the government."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

An Alternative Theory on Custer's Last Stand: 'I said 'retreat' not 'retweet!''