Alternative Realities Prints

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I beg to differ."

The New Age Dentist.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Homing Beatnik

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'