Alternate Reality Creator Pillows

"I'm sorry—did you say something? I was off creating my own reality."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

"I'm the nice huggy lady from the government."

Please use other dimension.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

"Sorry darling - but mummy's augmented reality app, can't change Mr Ted into a Kardashian."

"Does he byte?"

Augmented reality check

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

'That was the worst paradigm shift EVER!'

'Good thing there is augmented reality...'

"You're all smiles today, little buddy. What's up?"

Pokémon Go in real life

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

Things That It Wasn't

"Yes...yes...of course....I'll call you back as soon as I have a more convincing lie..."

Catching Butterflies

"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."