Alternative Reality Admirer Pillows

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Moby Dick

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Robot Office Tasks

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."