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"I'm the nice huggy lady from the government."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Moby Dick

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

"It's a great work!"

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Robot Office Tasks

Cover story: Picasso

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."