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'Good thing there is augmented reality...'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

I think therefore I am.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.