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"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Does he byte?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

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Otto the SmartyCar!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"AI tsumoney"

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

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"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'