Augmented Reality Adventurer Pillows

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Does he byte?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Pokémon Go in real life

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Otto the SmartyCar!

i-teddy

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"AI tsumoney"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"