Virtual Reality Adventurer Pillows

'There is no ‘Play Again' button.'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'Excuse me. Hello? .... I'd like to exit this program now.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'I asked the agency to send someone who is good at stealing cars and killing people and they sent YOU?'

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"Relax. He's only virtually marking his territory."

"So your argument is that a virtual reality headset showing an image of a mown lawn is cheaper than buying a lawnmower."

Footballer falls out of the TV

Annoy Your Parents! You've done it for real. Now, play the video game!

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

'I was driving around in some very heavy traffic, and i thought 'big deal, it's only virtual reality'..But it wasn't.'

Police to busy playing arcade game to notice mugging

'No, but she said I could have all the virtual dates I want for $9.95 a month.'

Virtual Reality Car Chasing!

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"You may now kiss the bride."

i-teddy

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.