Virtual Reality Explorers Pillows

"Hey! That's not Roger. It's his avatar."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Zoom Wedding

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Virtual patient.'

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

"Check it out! It's one of those new virtual vines."

Internet Dude

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'Wow! What graphics!'

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

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