Virtual Reality Explorer Pillows

'I'll take it!'

"At least this supports my theory that we live in a computer simulation."

When you were a kid, you had an imaginary friend in the toy trunk....Now you have around 1000 on your social media.

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

"Excuse me. How do you physically add things to a shopping cart?"

"So you saw the kitchen and living room, and this is the zoom background."

'Virtual patient.'

3-D Virtual Reality Fox Hunting

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

"How's the war going?"

"Virtual workouts are getting so realistic."

"Joe couldn't make it so he sent his avatar."

"The fact your job involves virtual reality doesn't mean you can pay your taxes with virtual money."

"Check it out! It's one of those new virtual vines."

Virtual Mall Walking

"It's almost like being there, except for the jail time, of course."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Social media loves me. However, people in real life hate me.'

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

Virtual festive cheer.

Internet Dude

'I'm not bothered by his virtual reality casino. It's the virtual ATM that makes me a little nervous.'

'If you ask me, they're carrying the virtual workplace a little too far.'

"I think I have exceptional software skills

"Can't afford the headset so I'm wearing my eyeglasses case."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Truth

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'