Virtual Reality Explorers T-Shirts

"Hey! That's not Roger. It's his avatar."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Zoom Wedding

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Virtual patient.'

Internet Dude

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"Check it out! It's one of those new virtual vines."

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

'Wow! What graphics!'

A couple in bed wearing virtual reality headset.

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'