Augmented Reality Developer T-Shirts

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"You have word-ill."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Zoom Wedding

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Robot Waiter

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

"Nice work! Combining artificial intelligence and voice capabilities, we finally we have a product that can actually sell itself."

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Sitar Hero"