Augmented Reality Developer T-Shirts

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"You have word-ill."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Zoom Wedding

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Robot Waiter

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

"Nice work! Combining artificial intelligence and voice capabilities, we finally we have a product that can actually sell itself."

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Sitar Hero"

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

Virtual Babe