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"I'm sorry—did you say something? I was off creating my own reality."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

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"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

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Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Augmented reality check

"Does he byte?"

"Sorry darling - but mummy's augmented reality app, can't change Mr Ted into a Kardashian."

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

'That was the worst paradigm shift EVER!'

'Good thing there is augmented reality...'

"Yes...yes...of course....I'll call you back as soon as I have a more convincing lie..."

"You're all smiles today, little buddy. What's up?"

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

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"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'