Virtual Reality Developer T-Shirts

Virtual Supermodel machine.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"Shhhh....I'm at the office, but my skills are being appreciated and my pay reflects my hard work."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

"...And a little more to the left...yes, right there!"

Virtual Swimmer

Virtual Lap Dancing

@Village

Virtual reality

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Mac OS 20

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Life after death

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer Life

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.