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'Hey, I never asked to be born, you know...'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Punk Reindeer

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Giant Monster in Bath

Police film evidence

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

A couple decides what to watch.

America's funniest election gaffes

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

The big questions in life.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

Election Report. The political debates and huge ratings. "Dancing Around the Issues" topped "Dancing with the Stars"!

Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs on the Maury show: "I have the DNA results right here!"

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

As Seen On TV

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.