Alternative Reality Fan Pillows

'Hey, I never asked to be born, you know...'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Giant Monster in Bath

Punk Reindeer

Police film evidence

A couple decides what to watch.

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

As Seen On TV

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'