Alternate Reality Fan Pillows

Due to breach in barrier between universes Bob suddenly confronts his other self.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Real Life/Surreal Life

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Giant Monster in Bath

Punk Reindeer

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

Election Report. The political debates and huge ratings. "Dancing Around the Issues" topped "Dancing with the Stars"!

As Seen On TV

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

The Mom quiz show

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

'Take us to your - y'know whasisname - that chap who came runner up in 'Pop Idol''

The Party of Lincoln

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'We need more cake shows!'