Alternate Universe Fans Pillows

"Ebeneezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas future. From an alternate universe where you're an awesome guy. So. . . not much to say, really."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Giant Monster in Bath

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

"I knew it!"

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Well that's certainly new!'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

First attempt at the Big Bang

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Alien Painting Moon

The Big Bang

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

New Images from Hubble

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"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

'Now watch and listen!'

Space: Property of No-One

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

The Big A** Theory

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'Take us to your lead.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."